14,528 text messages, 440 page bill, she was bored?

Greg Hardesty didn’t LOL when he got his teen daughter’s cellphone statement.

All he could think was “OMG!”

PHOTOS: Text-Crazed Teen

The California man’s 13-year-old daughter, Reina, racked up an astonishing 14,528 text messages in one month. The online AT&T statement ran 440 pages.

via THIS KID’S A TEXT MANIAC – New York Post.

Can’t these parents buy this kid a book? Assuming that she did this all during the entire month of December, only texted 18 hours per day and texted at a steady rate, she sent 2.3 messages per minute, once every 26 seconds! Seriously this is the kind of thing that seems like a great headline and reads like a slightly funny story but it also tells me that the world as we know it is coming to an end. LOL’s and OMG’s everywhere, there could one day be a constitutional amendment written entirely in LOL-speak. Future generations will look back on our speaking and writing abilities like we look at those from Elizabethian times or stumble over words and their meanings like we do know in the King James Bible.

I can only hope this girl is a straight-A student. I wonder if she used any punctuation on any of those texts?

A long two days

The day after Thanksgiving, where we all forget hwo thankful we are for each other and beat eachother up for a Beannie Baby that won’t go up in value no matter how much plastic we wrap it in.
I went shopping yesterday, spent a ton of money, and i got almost all of my shopping done. Seriously. I have only Erin left to buy for and I couldn’t buy hers cause she was with me. I’m set. I dont’ really feel much like updating today honestly.
I wrote my Operations Management paper today, all of it. I bought the RAZR phone yesterday and I absolutely love it. I’m not hangin with Erin tonight so I’m going to the mall alone to get some stuff for Toys for Tots. I’m just kinda blah today ya know?